So, yesterday morning I was making breakfast for the guys and bacon was on the menu. Well, after each set of bacon I dump the grease out so I don't get pelted by scalding, splattering grease when I lay the next pieces in the pan. I usually dump it in some sort of glass (tempered of course, I don't want shatterd glass shards in teh kitchen either).
For some reason, on the third dump or so, I decided that I would pour into a different glass. And for some reason I also decided that the best way to do this was to hold said glass in my left hand while pouring the grease out of the pan in my right hand.
I even remeber thinking as I was holding the glass "This will probably spill on my hand--maybe I should put it down" but I had crap in my sink and immidiately thought "no, I can make it, I'll just have to pour quick so it stays off the edge of the pan and acutally goes into the cup"
As I"m sure you guessed--I didn't make it (didn't help that the top of the glass was a little tapered) and hot bacon grease fresh off the skillet goes pouring over all four of my left hand fingers.
I internally freak out for a nanosecond and flip the faucet on to put some cold water on it--preparing for the pain I KNOW is coming. But it's not cold enough so after, literally, three seconds, I put the pan back on the stove and start getting more bacon with my left hand.
It's still not setting in, the pain that is, so I think, "hmm, well I've always heard butter or fat is good for burns, maybe this will delay some of this pain I know is coming".
I continue to cook the bacon and change out the waffles for batter in the iron. . . and still no pain. But I'm still WAITING for it. So I think, "It's still coming, and its going to hurt, I should ice it" So I get a cup (widemouth, this time) of ice water and stick my hand in it for one second (again, literally) every 45 seconds or so inbetween bacon flipping and waffle making. But its still not hurting.

So by the time I sit down to have some waffles, I'm staring at my hand and Greg asks whats the matter. I tell him I just poured scalding hot bacon grease on my left hand and he says "wha-really!? When! Put some ice on it! are you ok?!" or something like that. And I said "about 10 minutes ago! but it doesn't hurt! and it's not showing up on my hands!"
I spent the next 1.5 hours staring at my left hand in comaprison to my right and NOTHING happened. Acutally, on the inside right of my index finger it got a
teeny bit red and was a
teeny bit sensitive for about 30 minutes after I finished breakfast, but I didn't have to baby it or anything--it was still fully functional and I cleaned up the kitchen just fine.

SCALDING HOT BACON GREASE!! ALL over my HAND!! My fingers should have been stripped of skin, or at least still in recovery today! I never felt ANYTHING except when I poured it on my fingers, "hmm, thats hot, I should probably run that under water". But it wasn't the screaming hot where you brain fires imminent danger signals to the rest of your body causeing you to drop everything and keep your hand on ice for the next 10 minutes.
I'm telling you He was in my kitchen that morning. Whoever says breakfast isn't the most important meal of the day never poured fresh hot bacon grease on their hand and lived to tell the pain-free, scar-free tale.
The pictures were taken after I cleaned up the kitchen, so about an hour or so after the event. As you can see, my left hand looks exactly like my right hand. I'm not sure why He decided to save me the pain of my stupidity this time, but I really appreciate it. : )
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